Just a little mess to clean up before dinner.
The Bloody Mess print is part of our Housewives Series—a retro-inspired collection that pairs 1950s housewife aesthetics with dark, delicious chaos. She’s on the floor in heels, scrubbing up what is definitely not red wine, and smiling like she didn’t just bury her husband in the backyard.

Perfect for kitchens, bathrooms, or anywhere your sense of humor gets you side-eyed.

Page’s Peaches Art Prints: Decorate, But Make It Unhinged

Our prints are giclée-printed in-house on thick, archival-quality matte paper. High drama and high pigment, just like you like it.

Available Sizes:

• 4x6 – Small but suspicious

• 8x10 – Perfect for your “true crime chic” aesthetic

• 11x14 – Framed femme fatale energy

• 16x20 & 24x30 – For the walls of your villain origin story

Details:

• Printed on fine art paper with rich pigment inks

• Designed and produced by queer artists in Lafayette, Louisiana

• Ships flat (or rolled for larger sizes), unframed

• Standard frame sizes, extremely non-standard vibes

Pairs beautifully with the rest of the Housewives Series—or your cleaning supplies, depending on the week.

Note: Dimensions may vary ∓ 0.15"—but honestly, who’s measuring?