💸 Gay and Underpaid – Enamel Keychain

Equal rights? Sure. Equal pay? Not so much.

This bold 2.5” hard enamel keychain says what your direct deposit won’t: you’re gay, you’re fabulous, and you’re still wildly underpaid. Drenched in retro rainbow energy with bright yellow text and a coffin-shaped throwback motel key tag shape, it’s the perfect mix of protest and camp.

✨ Details:

• 2.5” tall, with classic motel key tag vibes

• Hard enamel with a smooth glossy finish

• Attached to a sturdy split ring so it won’t ghost your keys

• Loud, proud, and broke

• Designed by queer artists in Lafayette, LA

🌈 Perfect for:

• Tipping your barista with a wink

• Clipping to your work badge for chaotic energy

• Saying “yes I’m funemployed” without opening your mouth

Because sometimes being loud is the only raise we’re getting.