Your new road rage soulmate has arrived. Introducing the “MOVE BITCH I’VE REALLY GOT TO SHIT” bumper sticker (or magnet!) featuring the most distressed chihuahua to ever operate a vehicle. Perfect for chaotic drivers, IBS girlies, and anyone who treats every green light like a Mario Kart boost.

Stick it to your bumper, slap it on your fridge, or gift it to your most unhinged friend. Available as a weatherproof vinyl sticker or a sturdy magnet for removable sass.

Details:

• Size: 3” x 11.5” – easy to read at a glance

• Sticker: Matte vinyl with a clean peel-off adhesive—stays stuck, removes cleanly

• Magnet: 20mil thick, holds securely at highway speeds, easy to reposition

• UV-resistant, waterproof, weatherproof

• Handmade by queer artists in Lafayette, Louisiana

• Designed by the gays, for everyone

Stick it. Magnet it. Drive like you mean it.