Because surviving your parents’ marriage deserves a damn medal—and maybe some therapy. This patriotic nightmare of a bumper sticker (or magnet!) screams, “I made it through the screaming matches and awkward silence at dinner… barely.”

Perfect for adult children of divorce deniers, eldest daughters, or anyone whose family holidays feel like a hostage situation. Stick it on your car, your fridge, or directly on your inner child.

Details:

• Size: 3” x 11.5” – easy to read at a glance

• Sticker: Matte vinyl with a clean peel-off adhesive—stays stuck, removes cleanly

• Magnet: 20mil thick, holds securely at highway speeds, easy to reposition

• UV-resistant, waterproof, weatherproof

• Handmade by queer artists in Lafayette, Louisiana

• Designed by the gays, for everyone

Stick it. Magnet it. Drive like you mean it.