Academia just wasn’t for you.
The Preschool Dropout bumper sticker is here for the unhinged adults still recovering from snack time trauma. With rainbow lettering, pastel building blocks, and a light pink background, it’s cute, chaotic, and ready for your bumper, laptop, or baby gay friend’s gift pile.

Choose between a permanent matte vinyl sticker or a repositionable car magnet—either way, you’re graduating with honors in Hot Mess Studies.

Details:

• Size: 3” x 11.5” – bold and easy to read

• Light pink background with rainbow letters and block illustrations

• Sticker: Weatherproof, matte vinyl with clean-peel adhesive

• Magnet: Thick, durable, and highway-safe

• UV-resistant ink to keep it looking fresh

• Made by queer artists in Lafayette, Louisiana

Stick it on your car, your cubicle, or wherever you emotionally checked out at age four.