🐊 I Bite and I Don’t Have My Shots – Gator Tote Bag

Lethal, local, and a little unhinged, just like you. This gator-themed tote is giving swamp sass and unvaccinated menace in all the best ways. Designed for the bold, the feral, and anyone who’s ever scared a man on purpose.

Whether you’re hauling groceries, books, or emotional baggage, this bag has the bite to match your bark.

✨ Features:

• Dimensions: 17" x 13.75" x 4.75"

• 100% heavyweight cotton canvas

• Interior water bottle sleeve (fits most standard bottles)

• Large internal pocket for snacks, lighters, or questionable life choices

• Durable straps and construction made to last

• Keychain Strap on the Inside

• Designed in-house by the queer team at Page’s Peaches

This bag is perfect for grocery runs, sleepovers, therapy, or your local sapphic book club. Just don’t forget the emotional support lip balm.