🦴 Will Do Questionable Things for Snacks – Tote Bag

Snaccidents happen. And this tote gets it.

Inspired by everyone’s favorite stoner-dog duo, this green and purple bag is made for snack queens, treat monsters, and anyone who’s ever said “I’d sell my soul for a little charcuterie.” Loud, campy, and dangerously food-motivated, this tote is your new ride-or-die for 2 a.m. gas station runs or farmers market mornings.

✨ Features:

• Dimensions: 17" x 13.75" x 4.75"

• 100% heavyweight cotton canvas

• Interior water bottle sleeve (fits most standard bottles)

• Large internal pocket for snacks, lighters, or questionable life choices

• Durable straps and construction made to last

• Keychain Strap on the Inside

• Designed in-house by the queer team at Page’s Peaches

This bag is perfect for grocery runs, sleepovers, therapy, or your local sapphic book club. Just don’t forget the emotional support lip balm.