🚗 Licensed to Hit the Curb – Enamel Keychain

Parallel parking? Never heard of her.

Whether you're whipping it or curb-checking it like it's your full-time job, this hard enamel license plate keychain proudly declares your state of being. Featuring bold blue block lettering and a cheeky “Licensed to” in cherry red script, it’s the ultimate accessory for the girls, gays, and theys with a fear of parallel parking and a history of rim damage.

✨ Details:

• 2.5” wide hard enamel with glossy finish

• License plate design with black nickel metal

• Comes with a sturdy key ring for your car keys (or your Metro card, no judgment)

• Made by queer artists who also can’t park to save their lives

🚗 Perfect for:

• Nervous driving tests

• Clipping to your keys as an apology in advance

• Reminding yourself you're hot, not skilled

Because hitting the curb is a lifestyle, and this keychain is your license to live it.